Lipstick Lies †

haunted-cripple:

haunted-cripple:

healthcare should not have a weight limit.

like it doesn’t matter if a person is so fat they’re immobile & have infections in their skin folds & need assistance with everything from hygiene to cooking to cleaning etc. they should still get good medical care.

the fattest person you possibly imagine still deserves medical care. it also doesn’t matter why they’re fat, even if that person got fat because all they did was eat and eat without ever exercising, they still deserve medical care.

cali:

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous


2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

bustrkeaton:

The crew’s banner is a sacred thing. It must simultaneously strike fear in the hearts of hardened men while inspiring and unifying all those those who sail under it. It must be something approaching perfection.

Black Sails | 2.05
BS

dreamingunderafigtree:

love watching a movie and then coming on here and reblogging some gifs of what i watched like i’m making a little announcement about where i’ve been

dailytwd:

Maggie and Hershel Rhee | The Walking Dead 11.09 “No Other Way”

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

“you don’t post your dead dove fics on anon?” no, all of my dead dove, dirty, disgusting gay smut are posted on my main. I have no shame. normalize a girl being a pervert and a sex-crazed freak

wizardpostsdotorg:

“if tumblr goes down find me a-” we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink

copepods:

duckapus:

copepods:

leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

Sometimes something fucked up happens to the guy and their melody gets fucked up too. Sometimes the thing that fucked them up also has its own melody and when the first melody gets fucked up the second melody gets mixed in

no fucking way dude. are you serious

frownyalfred:

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them: why do you still hang out in r/batman?

me: *holds up this screenshot*

comicaurora:

comicaurora:

comicaurora:

comicaurora:

love it when I start getting “based on your likes” terf bullshit every few posts and I have to scramble back through my recent likes to figure out what innocuous meme poisoned the well

gender is made up nobody is doomed to any special horrible fate because of how they were born everyone gets to choose how they live their own life trans rights are human rights now TOUCH GRASS

tumblr: I see you’ve hit “not interested in this post” on the last eight recommended posts I’ve shown you about how you’re innately weak and fragile and surrounded by evil predators that will eat you alive and your life is naturally under the control of the big strong alpha males who rule all of reality and your only freedoms are the scraps they deign to dole out to you because you have no power or agency or ability or value and you’re a useless weak little baby who should never go outside in case a Man decides to Hurt You, but hear me out - I think you’ll really like this ninth post that says the exact same thing!

thank fuck it’s finally worn off, I can go back to scrolling without being constantly flashbanged by people who think feminism is when you do the misogyny to yourself instead of waiting for the boys to do it for you

mikkimai:

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Outfits not canon compliant
I just wanted to draw dresses~ ⋆ ˚。⋆

againwiththeturtles:

I hate the phrase “pregnant pause” but I love the phrase “aborted gesture.” tells you everything you need to know about MY politics

noodles-07:

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately I am also in there

VIT